Maxed out on Maternity Shopping

I am having the hardest time shopping for clothes being pregnant. For some reason when I was younger that all the Pregnancy clothes were super cute. I couldn't wait to be pregnant so I could wear girly cut clothes. However upon entering my second trimester I have had the worst time buying clothing. It wouldn't matter so much if I could stay home in my yoga pants and tank top. Unfortunately this is not possible. I have a wedding to go to where my husband is a groomsman so I kinda have to wear something presentable. Also going on a road trip to see extended family that will make their judgements; plus I am making Kyle take me to Seattle and I don't want to look frumpy at dinner at the Space Needle.

My biggest peeve of all of the maternity clothes is the ridiculous Maxi-dress. What person invented this tent! They must be stoned and ridiculed in the streets. Seriously people, I am 5'2". I cannot wear one of these even in my third trimester without tripping over 6-10" of fabric. I don't know who these Amazonian women are who can wear these horrid things but why can't they wear normal sized dresses and have them a little shorter. With the Maxi dress length any woman that could fit into one length wise would have a knee high dress with one that went to my ankles.

In my frustration I ranted to my husband. He is also baffled by these dresses. News flash, men HATE Maxi-dresses too.  If you aren't pregnant you will look pregnant sporting on of these. If you are pregnant you look fat (truth hurts). Trust me I recently have seen both.

I'm begging you fashion industry please make cute clothes for women! Other people can wear your other junk you have now but I'm a woman and I would like to look like one not a dude, not a hooker, not a spring break Mardi Gras girl, not a polyester grandma, not a frumpy high school girl self conscience about her body. A real woman. Remember fashion icon Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Grace Kelly, Katharine Hepburn?

On a less bitter note, I did find an adorable
dress at Ross for $7. Cotton T-shirt material
 super cute that doesn't show every lump and bump
(problem in my 2nd trimester, I look like I'm
developing a beer gut rather than a baby belly still.
Partially because I don't have an actual belly button
but a long scar, due to a birth defect.) High waist-ed
with an A-line skirt. While I don't typically
wear stripes this dress really worked. Horizontal
stripes up-top to emphasizing my two best pregnancy
attributes with vertical stripes on the skirt to elongate the rest of me. Of course mine doesn't have sleeves. I actually got several dresses/skirts in the regular dress racks at Ross. Basically if your looking for casual maternity clothes look no further than clearance racks or discount stores (honestly why pay full price on something I may not wear again). However I am still trying to find formal dresses that I don't need to spend over $100 for (I won't pay that much for dress I may wear once unless I'm in a wedding) or look like blob. Oh well, the search still continues.